The Loving Husband

I received this from one of our faithful readers that is currently in the US Army and thought I'd share the humor and a laugh.

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." - author unknown

(I think the rank is correct but forgive me if I'm off, I'm former Navy and the rank names are different)
Thanks much SSgt Allen